You are not the main character.

But you can still hold the coin that makes others feel like NPCs.

Meet the NPCs

He speaks only in tokenomics.

Knows the roadmap better than the menu.

Holds the chart like it's a prophecy.

Will sell you coins... or steal them.

Just here for the long haul and the memes.

Ancient wisdom... and liquidity unlocked.

One sip and you'll never sell.

Protects from rugs and red candles.

Deals exponential damage.

You were here before it was cool.

🧙

Liquidity is rising like a freshly brewed potion.

🍺

Bought the dip? You'll probably sell the top.

🍷

They promised a listing… three ales ago.

🪓

I'm holding. Just farming… and coping.

🧝‍♂️

This coin will moon right after I finish my beer.

"Within these pages lie the truths of our realm — tokenomics, rituals, and forbidden charts. Tread carefully, reader."